Sign:

Size: Have received many compliments, no complaints.

Ninjas vs. Pirates: The world would not survive the final conflict.

Do you like beans: I love beans. Hey hey hey. I love beans every day. High in fiber, low in fat. Hey, I bet ya didn't know that! When I eat beans, I sit in my own little cloud. Nobody wants to visit me, in my little cloud. I don't know why. Maybe it's cuz I'm cuttin' muffins. I love beans, woo woo woo! I love beans, how 'bout you? Beans are an excellent source of protein! I love beans!

Would you like to eat beans with George Wendt: No more surveys!

Danger Level: Fuchsia - Moderate irreverence expected

Favorite Bowel Movement: Pretty much any one that you can walk away from is a good one.

Favorite Method of Abusing HyperKinetic: Mathematics and Physics.

Favorite cat macro:

Favorite bad movie: "Manos" The Hands of Fate

In 5 words or less, explain why ninjas are so awesome. Ask a Ninja.

Write a short haiku on the topic of animal husbandry.

No, I won't do it.

Wait, that was five syllables.

Crap, that was seven!

If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays? If you promise to bring the pie, baby.

Puppies + ice cream =

Before you’re born the FSM is handing out fetishes. Pick two. Women. And Wine.

Midgets, ninjas, pirates, robots, or monkeys? I've got it narrowed down to two.. let them fight it out!