Ninjaporn Events

Dragon*Con 2009!

September 4th - 7th

Attending: Lyme, Fraggle, Elyk

Rules of #nhp get-togethers:

• The con room is for sleeping, storing swag, clothing, and for alone time when things get too crazy.

• NO drinking or other drugs in the con room. We don't want to deal with drunken morons or pay for shit you break if you decide to get wasted. So no drinking at all.

• No sex in the con room.

• No trashing the con room.

• Respect your roommates' belongings and personal bubble.

• You do not talk about Fight Club.

• There is no Dana, only Zuul.

• BATHE. DAILY. Or you will sleep in the hallway.

• Try and get some sleep so we don't find you passed out in the convention hall.

• Do not fuck with Fraggle while she is sleeping because you will come away with a black eye.

• In fact, do not mess with any sleeping people unless there's a real emergency. 

• Do not bring strangers into the con room unless there are other roommates present.

• If that stranger is a fangirl/boy then do not bring her/him within 50 feet of any #nhp members.

• Dead baby jokes are encouraged.

• Do not hug Eryn, Lyme, or Fraggle. Touching is fine, but no BAD TOUCH or you will recieve a PK Boot to the Head.

• Unless someone offers to share the munchies they brought, don't touch them unless you like missing fingers. 

• The con room is paid for up front, before we start driving there. 

• No sex in the bathroom after 11PM. Or at all. This is a carryover rule from ScaperCon.

• No spectravision or roomservice unless you pony up for it beforehand because the room is on Lyme's card (And I will fuck your shit up if you fuck with my card - Lyme).

• No poking badgers with spoons.

• The password is: "NO POOFTERS."

• If you snore, Eryn will defenestrate you eject you into the hall.