Name: Jaimie

Aliases: Jia, Roxi, Jipo

Website: 

Age: In My Twenties, Panzi. 

Gender: Female

Sexual Orientation: Pansexual

Location: Earth, North American Continent, California, Orange County

 

Species: Bi-Pedal Specimen

Sign: Aquarius

Size: The Shape of a Decorative Squash

Danger Level: Significant Risk of Terrorist Attacks - Brought to you by Homeland Security Advisory System 

Ninjas vs Pirates: Breadfish?

Favorite color: Green

Favorite food: Organic, I'll try anything once.

Favorite bowel movement: Those.

Favorite method of abusing HyperKinetic: Beating with stale ciabatta bread.

 

Favorite cat macro:

 

 

 

 

Not so Favorite Bad Movies: Down to Earth, The Fair Haired Child, House of The Dead, Most Recent Teen Movies, Any Scary Movie Movie, Too Many to name.

Do you like beans: All of them!

Would you like to eat beans with George Wendt: I fear our conversations would be about irrelevant matters, and why people stick gum under the tables at restaurants.

Write a short haiku on the topic of animal husbandry: How Now Brown Cow

 

In 5 words or less, explain why ninjas are so awesome: You Can Kill Bush, Stealthily.

 

If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays? I'll Prepare a Holiday Ham.

 

Puppies + ice cream = Too Fattening.

 

Before you're born the FSM is handing out fetishes. Pick two: Rain Check.

 

Midgets, ninjas, pirates, robots, or monkeys? Rupert Grint!

 

Favorite cause of death: Death by Bot Flies.

Favorite horrific internet meme: There's too many. The first that pops out is Tub Girl. Ew.

 

Favorite language: English, Spanish, Japanese, Danish, Mandarin

What do you want to be when you grow up? Journalist, Illustrator/Graphic Expertee.

 

Favorite movie: Too Many! Here are some: Mujhse Dosti Karoge!, 生死劫 (Stolen Life), 自殺サークル ( Suicide Club), Kal Ho Naa Ho, 我要做 Model, 猫の恩返し (The Cat Returns), Ek Chhotisi Love Story, Blow, 3x3 Eyes, Picture of Dorian Gray, Single White Female, Gia, Anything from Takeshi Kitano, and Takeshi Miike, Yash Chapra

 

Favorite quote: "Ignorance Killed The Cat, Curiosity was Framed" - Anonymous

 

"This little piggy went to Hades

 This little piggy stayed home

 This little piggy ate raw and steaming human flesh

 This little piggy violated virgins

 And this little piggy clambered over a heap of dead bodies to get to the top" - Neil Gaiman

 

"Where did God come from? The Chicken or the Egg?" - Xhg

 

Other randomness: Pending...