Birth name Eryn Tzun

Tzunny as BennyBits in Farbylon 12

Birthdate 2222-10-11

Born Tuzenor, Sebacoeania Rhinelatvia

Height Medium Size

Notable role = BennyBits on Farbylon 12

Eryn Tzun, pronounced Air-en Tsoon(As in Tsunami) is an English-born Sebaccaroon Snarktress. Born in Tuzenor, Rhinelatvia, she moved with her family to Zagreb, Transylvania when she was 5. She attended Northbrook Gravitational Pull of the Sun where she excelled in frappachio burning and superstring theory. However, when she finished in 1984, she decided to focus her attention on killing all asshats when she attended the University of Galilee of Boot Kicking Arts on Valhalla, Mars.

She is well known for throwing purple peaches from the safety her well armed space tree. She enjoys Sodium of all kinds and has been known to only love one blonde along with Quasadu, but that doesn't mean BennyBits have taken a back seat to Boobies. Occasionally she has been seen floating high in the sky lamenting how foamy, and bad, beer is.

Gender: Sub-atomic

Sexual Orientation:

Some people like to go. . . both ways.

Location:

Northern Hemisphere, Ancient Anvilainia under Atlantis, living in the Sebacean Space Tree, or touring in a blue puddle jumper named Marquis de Spork.

Species:

Sebacoceanic

Favorite color:

Purple

Favorite food:

Purple

(astrological) sign:

Size:

Person of medium size.

Ninjas vs. Pirates:

Ninjas. Unless they're Adam Savage on Mythbusters, in that case, Pirates.

Do you like beans?:

Green.

Would you like to eat beans with

George Wendt?:

Fwazigit manigaga.

Danger Level:

Violent Chartreuse.

Favorite Bowel Movement:

Number 8

Favorite Method of Abusing HyperKinetic:

Kicking him with her gianormous Peacekeeperâ„¢ Ass Kicking Boots.

Favorite cat macro:

Favorite movie:

Galaxy Quest

Favorite bad movie:

Mannequin

Favorite Projectile Weapon:

Babies on Spikes.

Favorite Language:

Typonese

Favorite Dish:

Amanda Tapping

Favorite Comic:

The fark kind...I mean dark.

Favorite Country:

Green.

Favorite Quote:

Perfection is achieved not when there is nothing left to add, but rather when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery.

I'm just an ignorant warrior who believes that love means you're willing to fight and die for your fellow living beings. - Aeryn Sun

Least favorite letter: Lowercase i.

In 5 words or less, explain why ninjas are so awesome.

Black cats have no chance.

Write a short haiku on the topic of animal husbandry.

The window through snow.

A mountain through the rainstorm.

The sea through your eyes.

If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

With Peach Cobbler on your head.

Puppies + ice cream = Flamethrowers.

Copyright Eryn Tzun™®©

Before you’re born the FSM is handing out fetishes -

Duck tape and marshmallows.

Midgets, ninjas, pirates, robots, or monkeys?

Ninja Pi.