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Endangered Species
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Endangered Species
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Even on an idyllic island such as Ninjapornia, we have endangered animals. Ours is the Dickmonster. The primary reason it's endangered is because it's a fucking monster. It looks like a giant uncut penis on legs. It would happily eat your face and steal your foreskin. The first thing a Ninjapornian does when confronted with a Dickmonster is shoot like mad. Preferably with a double barrel shotgun. Maybe a rocket launcher if you're the pyro type.
Hopefully, within a few years time, we'll eventually eradicate them and they'll be on the extinct list. One can only hope.
The origin of how Doom3's pinky demon became the Ninjapornian Dickmonster is explained in the chat snippet below. This was before Doom3 went gold.
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<ElectromagneticPhantom> there's like this monster, stooping over a dead body, it looks up at the camera, and as it moves, the heavy skin shifts and folds over itself in places and IT LOOKS FRELLING *REAL*
<Lyme> Okay, PHant, I read that sentence, and thought you were talking about dick.
<ElectromagneticPhantom> yeah
<Lyme> I reread it like, 3 times, and I still think you're talking about dick.
<Lyme> Are you talking about dick?
<ElectromagneticPhantom> but this monster has no eyes, I think. and four legs
<ElectromagneticPhantom> and claws and stuf
<Lyme> Four-legged dickmonster
<ElectromagneticPhantom> and nasty teeth
<ElectromagneticPhantom> and it eats people
<Lyme> four-legged clawed cannibalistic dickmonster
<ElectromagneticPhantom> it is NOT a dickmonster!
<Lyme> It only eats other dick.
<ElectromagneticPhantom> STOP IIIIIIIT |
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