NHP Memesurveythinger.

 Aliases: Eden, EA, Kurayami, Kurayaminokoe (slightly schizo)

Website: I don't have one ._.

Age: Hm. Not too old to fool around at work like a little kid, and not too young to erm. hm. read porn?

Gender: XX-chromosome

Sexual Orientation: It is a wee bit undecided but untill my body and mind tells me otherwise we seem to go both ways

Location: Earth.

Species: Human. Slightly mutated.

Sign: Gemini.

Size: Too big, although people tell me to shut up about that.

Danger Level: Internalised and glycosilated.

Ninjas vs Pirates: Never shall we die.

Favorite color: Blue.

Favorite food: Carrots. Or M&Ms. But also carrots.

Favorite bowel movement: Oro?

Favorite method of abusing HyperKinetic: I be a wuss :( I don't abuse. Yet.

Favorite cat macro: erm. I could just upload some really bad photos of Diesel's balls. But i won't. I'll get back on that after my vacation.

Favorite bad movie: Oh. Oooh.

Do you like beans: maybe.

Would you like to eat beans with George Wendt: who the fuck is that?

Write a short haiku on the topic of animal husbandry: Do i have to? i have a never ending writers block.

In 5 words or less, explain why ninjas are so awesome: They are ninjas.

If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays? But but but, we don't have thanksgiving. But you could come between Sinterklaas and Santa Claus. And I just realized that sounds horridly wrong. Oops XD.

Puppies + ice cream = PUPPIE PEE ICECREAM.

Before you're born the FSM is handing out fetishes. Pick two: Only two? Hm. I must silence my hormones for a moment, but I suppose arms is one. And then err... either a guitar or the lack of chest hair XD.

Midgets, ninjas, pirates, robots, or monkeys? A midgetninjapirate with a monkey robot?

Favorite cause of death: Dimethylsulfoxide. (Also explained by Abby as DMSO)

Favorite horrific internet meme: Too traumatized -_-

Favorite language: Some language I could be fluent in.

What do you want to be when you grow up? Virologist? Or a DNA mad scientist. In that case I've sort of almost reached my goal. How sad. I need a new one.

Favorite movie: Ask me tomorrow.

Favorite quote: But... why is the rum gone? (or something. the rum is gone. I can't think.)

Random shit: I be a fanfic writer with a writers block that uhm started around 4 years ago? I can't remember. Occasionally I'll attempt to write, and then be my worst critic and tell myself it suckses. I watch too much tv... or better yet, I download too much tv, and never have the time to watch. Dammit. I feel horrified when I realise how much I understand of House- and/or Bones-speak, and how silly Medical Investigation is.