Name: Dainichi, DainichiJess, Jess, tehJess

Age (or date of birth?): 20

Gender: lady-type

Sexual Orientation: Kind of an "L" shape.  Wait, what were you asking about?

Location: Ye Olde Towne of Saint Mark, the Evangeliste

Species: Negative, I am a meat-popsicle!

Favorite color: Blood of the innocent, alternatively, violet.

Favorite food: Little chocolate donuts.

(astrological) sign: Libra

Size: Average?

Ninjas vs. Pirates: Makoto Nagano is my co-pilot!

Do you like beans: Beans are icky!

Would you like to eat beans with George Wendt: I'd like to drink beer with him, maybe.

Danger Level: Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to my own!

Favorite Bowel Movement: The unholy kind.  Where you come back like an hour later to piss and it is only then that you realize there is still shit in the bowl from last time, and in a state of confusion you try to flush and then it all begins to pour forth, a foul offal rising out of your toilet, and you scramble to turn off the water before it spills forth onto your floor and nice bathrug.  While you wait for the water level to go down, you strike a match, light a candle, and run the fan, but you consider looking up the services of a priest, because you're not sure your home can ever be a place of happiness again after this.  After a while you turn the water back on, unclog the damn thing, and pour in some bleach.  But sometimes, late at night, you can still hear a distinctive gurgling... your housemates think it's just the toliet running, but you know the truth: it is the unholy Golgothan, biding it's time...

Favorite Method of Abusing HyperKinetic: See above

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Favorite movie: Do I have to pick?  I can't pick.  I can't!  It's ridiculous how existential-level of a crisis this causes for me.

Serenity, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Royal Tennenbaums, Garden State, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, The Princess Bride, Slither, Shaun of the Dead, Fight Club, Lost in Translation, Moulin Rouge, Coming to America, Gremlins 2: The New Batch, Clerks II, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Go, The Blues Brothers, The Seven Samuri, Stranger Than Fiction, Blade Runner, Mars Attacks!, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Back to the Future, Clueless

Favorite bad movie: True Lies