Name: Chi, ChiChi

Aliases: ChiDoll, Chichikaboomboom, RainbowBrite, ChiZombie, pocketwatch, SweetZombieChisus, PartridgeInAPearChi

Website: girlgerms.net

Age: Bloody old enough.

Gender: Has tits and a vagina.

Sexual Orientation: Well, I like girls...

Location: Earth. Mostly.

Species: Homo sapiens sapiens.

Sign: Horny goat fish.

Size: Fat chick.

Danger Level: Mauve! Oh, the misunderstandings. All those red alerts, all that dancing.

Ninjas vs Pirates: YARR!

Favorite color: Blue.

Favorite food: CAFFEINE! ...What do you mean, it's not a food? Of course it is. Tch.

Favorite bowel movement: I've no idea how to answer this, so I'll just stare blankly.

Favorite method of abusing HyperKinetic: Duct taping him to the ceiling. Or the wall. Or some other object. Setting him on fire and/or using fire extinguisher, or taping/stapling him near the ceiling fan optional. But he gets plenty of snuggles, too.

Favorite cat macro:

Favorite bad movie: Currently, there's a tie between Boa vs Python and Shark Attack 3. Are you feeling kinda... wired? >:)

Do you like beans: Some kinds.

Would you like to eat beans with George Wendt: Depends. Porbably not.

Write a short haiku on the topic of animal husbandry:

Stop the car posthaste!

This guy is not one of us.

He would fuck a sheep! 

(Yes, I know what animal husbandry actually means. Shush.)

In 5 words or less, explain why ninjas are so awesome: They're sneaky with sharp implements.

If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays? Bwow bwow chicka bwow. *eyebrow waggle*

Puppies + ice cream = perfect, if you add a ball, a banana, and some chocolate syrup.

Before you're born, the FSM is handing out fetishes. Pick two: Psh, two. Intelligence, glasses, hands/long fingers, broad shoulders, the way lower backs curve. (Breasts goes without saying, right?)

Midgets, ninjas, pirates, robots, or monkeys? ZOMBIES!

Favorite cause of death: Nailgun to the forehead. ksshPOW! Or hitting someone over the head with an iron skillet, because that makes the greatest noise ever.

Favorite horrific internet meme: I'll go with a classic; goatse.

Favorite language: Goddamn, I can barely speak English intelligibly in others' company. I'd like to learn lots of them, but. How about Welsh?

What do you want to be when you grow up? An astrophysicist. ¬_¬

Favorite movie: Depends on my mood.

Favorite quote: "Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars." --Kahlil Gibran

"Forget trying to pass for normal. Follow your geekdom. Embrace your nerditude. In the immortal words of Lafcadio Hearn, a geek of incredible obscurity whose work is still in print after a hundred years, "Woo the muse of the odd."... You may be a geek. You may have geek written all over you. You should aim to be one geek they'll never forget. Don't aim to be civilised. Don't hope that straight people will keep you on as some kind of pet. To hell with them. You should fully realise what society has made of you and take a terrible revenge. Get weird. Get way weird. Get dangerously weird. Get sophisticatedly, thoroughly weird, and don't do it halfway. Put every ounce of horsepower you have behind it... Don't become a well rounded person. Well rounded people are smooth and dull. Become a thoroughly spiky person. Grow spikes from every angle. Stick in their throats like a pufferfish." --Bruce Sterling

Other randomness: Has been obsessed with reading books since age 3, and writing books since 3rd grade. Artsy in just about anything. Has reputation of being sweet (muahahaha) and a good listener. Redhead. Pervy (ain't we all). Has bad habit of omitting articles and sometimes pronouns in casual conversation. Bibliophile, technophile, hypergraphic, hyperlexic, caffeine addict. Likes shiny things and hugs. Geeky, weird, socially inept. Kinky streak a mile wide. Miiight be a wee bit off.